i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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