Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I have fence marks all over my body
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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