Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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