so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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