Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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