Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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