But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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