My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Is it penis luge time yet?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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