He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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