Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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