your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm bleeding and have questions
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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