chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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