She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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