But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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