I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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