We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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