Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
