this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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