It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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