The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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