normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
