yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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