i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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