chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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