He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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