The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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