theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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