I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
