Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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