its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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