I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
