I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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