I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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