I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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