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(312): View more from Illinois

Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.

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(419): View more from Ohio

we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for

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(209): View more from California

Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days

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