Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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