Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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