If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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