idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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