apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Reggie can tackle my bush.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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