I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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