i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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