You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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