we have officially lost it.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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