Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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