She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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