Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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