We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Randomize
