I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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