xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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