new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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