you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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