Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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