On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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