things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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