Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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