matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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